The 7 Weirdest Games we Found on the App Store
When it comes to playing new app store games, we always go straight to the Top Rated section to find out what everyone else is loving but sometimes they’re just not weird enough for us. So we’ve put together a selection of the weirdest app games we found on the app store to tell you if they’re worth downloading or not. We’ve got your back! If you’re thinking sausage fights and plucking nose hairs then you’re in luck. We’ve got it alllllll. Happy gaming, ya weirdo!
1. Sausage Legend – Fighting Game
When it comes to the weirdest app games we could find, this one stood out like a sore thumb. Weirdly enough, we really enjoyed this game. Basically, you’re a sausage and the aim of the game is to hit yourself hard enough against another random object or food. For example, we went up against a log, fish and chips, and a saveloy. It’s just ridiculously entertaining. Choosing the sausage you want to battle as is a tough decision as you need to take in a number of factors such as life, speed, and power. Longer sausages like hot dogs offer you the reach you need but can lack strength. Smaller sausages can be powerful, or have special abilities but can often miss your opponent as the reach isn’t high enough.
“Swing those sausages around, slap the opponent, and you win if the opponent’s bar becomes zero. You can also collect rare sausages falling from the sky.”
Now we want a sausage…
iOS Link: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/sausage-legend-fighting-game/id1087286874?mt=8
Android Link: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.milkcorp.sausagelegend&hl=en_GB
Rating: 3/5
2. Happy Oink
This definitely made it to the weirdest app games list without a doubt. Happy Oink is a cute little game where you’re given a sad pig to look after and it’s your job to turn it back into a well-functioning animal. You need to collect happies by petting the pig and with happies you can teach her how to walk again, give birth, have other animals around her and more. Over time, she learns more and more movements. Her piglets play energetically around her, grabbing at each other and tumbling. Friends also visit as the seasons change.
How cute!
iOS Link: Currently unavailable
Android Link: Currently unavailable
Rating: 2/5
3. Tasty Blue
This was genuinely the most entertaining game we played from this list – we played it for 10 minutes straight and we’re not ashamed. You start off as a tiny goldfish but you’re massively overfed by your owner so you escape into the ocean and begin to eat absolutely EVERYTHING in your sight. We were eating helicopters, whales, airplanes etc. There was just something so rewarding about getting bigger.
‘Sea’ you on the app store…
iOS Link: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/tasty-blue/id860820675?mt=8
Android Link: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.dingogames.tastyblue&hl=en_GB
Rating: 4/5
4. Real Mother Simulator
Yes, this is as boring as it sounds. But equally as weird. The gameplay is pretty much just you controlling the Mom and getting her to pick up her baby, put him down in the cot, make him breakfast etc. We’re not sure why anyone would want to play this – especially with how many ads pop up along with the horrible graphics. But we guess it proves that you can put literally anything on the app store.
iOS Link: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/real-mother-simulator/id1397540380?mt=8
Android Link: Not available
Rating: 1/5
5. Pluck It: Hairs and Emotions
Um, we’re not sure what to say about this game apart from: What the hell? You pluck a nose hair and whatever ends up at the end of the nose hair is your mood for the day. There are some strange levels like being able to shoot lasers out of your nose hairs or having dancing nose hairs. We guess this is a good way to kill some time anyway.
iOS Link: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/pluck-it-hairs-and-emotions/id1377729521?mt=8
Android Link: Not Available
Rating: 2/5
Well, we hope you’re satisfied because some of those were damn awful! But we also found some addictive gems so we guess that outweighs the negatives. If there’s a weird game you’ve come across on the app store, let us know what it is! We sure are weirded out now! No more… Back to the good games now.